Karate Kid: WOOOO!!!

It has kicked in, my dear friends! I am so grateful to the wonders of caffeine, that I think I will write a little fitty about it.

The caffeine has arrived
It's seeping through my veins
It makes me feel like I could fly
It soothes my aches and pains

It makes me jump off buildings
It makes me soar like a goose
It makes me attack Tallia
A funny word is caboose

Your welcome, to everyone who has just been deeply touched by that display of artistic genius. No need to compliment me.

Peace, ray

Karate Kid: All Nighter

So, we are pulling an all nighter. Excitement is in the air due to our new shiny blog. However, the all nighter is becoming less likely thanks to SOMEBODY's lack of insomnia.

RAY: Hey, Tallia, let's watch the Office!

TALLIA: ZZZZ....

RAY: Wake UP.

TALLIA: Snore...

Okay, so she's not really asleep, but she's being a bit of a mellowhead. That's a word I just invented right here. It's a name for someone who is mellow.

I think we need to make ourselves some sort of caffinated drink.

Peace, Ray

WORD OF THE [SAME] DAY: Mellowhead. Use it, people will think you are almost as cool as me.